No Shield, "Maiden"

As the mainland's moral arbiter of reason and humility, it is my duty to harass and curse out newbies who I suspect of being secret Patriotic W-Hatta copybot-loving agents.

"A Real Ear"

This unedited chatlog I posted without comment will explain everything. And if it doesn't, you're a communist.

Round Up The Usual Suspects

Things aren't technically impossible if I declare them possible. Take that, Tateru!