The Story Behind the Story

Loser hippies want to make you think that people with AIDS aren't a bunch of degenerate drugged-up sexed-out monsters, but the Prokster knows better.

The Lindens Do a FIC Thing Again

Damnit, why do those losers at Linden Lab never choose me or my lackeys for their stupid no-good projects that are like totally for lame-os anyway?

How the Lindens Fail to Deter Crime in Second Life

Obviously, they fail to deter crime by not letting me publically humiliate the offenders.

"Get Your Facts Straight"

Anti-Nazis are anti-Prok, as this chatlog clearly demonstrates. Of course, the irony is completely lost on me.