Shorter Second Thoughts

One man's quixotic quest to summarize Prokofy Neva's incoherent video game conspiracy screeds into the fewest words possible, to help spread the word that OPEN SOURCE = CLOSED SOCIETY.

Friday, October 23, 2009

All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy

When in doubt, post an unedited chatlog without comment.
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Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Linden Barn Door Cries Out to Horses

Open source scoundrels are literally virtually chopping off my hands with their Creative Commons machetes. Literally.
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Intlibber Goes Off The Deep End

Ha ha! I found a conspiratorial land baron that's even crazier than me! I am vindicated forever!
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/20/2009 02:15:00 PM No comments:

Random Unsung at the Video Arcade

My billing troubles are inconsequential, uninteresting and not my fault. Intlibber's billing troubles should be big news and discredit him thoroughly.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/20/2009 02:14:00 PM No comments:

Sunday, October 18, 2009

Smarmy Little Chat-Marm from the State Department

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed by an Obamabot! The State Department is censoring me! They want to round me up and send me to a death camp!!
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/18/2009 02:14:00 PM No comments:

Around the World with Prokofy Neva

I believe we can achieve world peace by exchanging SL freebies.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/18/2009 02:05:00 PM No comments:

Tizzers' Boudoir or the Irresponsibility of Woodbury University

I will tell you just how bored I am with Woodbury by regaling you with my theories about Japanese art, the California Reagents system, The Shining and Corsi Mousehold.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/18/2009 01:53:00 PM No comments:

Saturday, October 17, 2009

For Lessig, Less Transparency is More: Gov 2.0 Buyer's Remorse

Craigslist singlehandedly bankrupted the newspaper publishing industry by enabling perversion on the internet. Obviously, this means that the government should regulate Second Life (but only the way I want it to be regulated).
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/17/2009 06:21:00 PM No comments:

"Swim With Me Into Your Blackest Eye"

Content creators literally want to punch all women in the face, forever. Literally.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/17/2009 06:20:00 PM No comments:

Friday, October 16, 2009

Good Night, Irene

I can't believe someone would be so rude and disrespectful as to offer to teach me how to build! What does she think I am, some kind of hideous "content creator"?
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/16/2009 06:18:00 PM No comments:

Philip's Forest Cleared [SPECIAL MULTI-SUMMARY EDITION]

  1. I still can't distinguish between goons and /b/tards.
  2. I think Philip Rosedale gives a shit about my opinions.
  3. Pff. Education? More like indoctrination.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/16/2009 06:14:00 PM No comments:

Wednesday, October 14, 2009

Emerald Floggers

The experiences of Soviet dissidents are exactly equivalent to my rants about open source software.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/14/2009 06:12:00 PM No comments:

Sunday, October 11, 2009

Warning: Rory Serpentine

Wanting to "make up" with me? Sounds like a COMMUNIST TEKKI-WIKKI PLOT.
Shortened by Schwartz G. at 10/11/2009 06:09:00 PM No comments:
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The Collected Wisdom of Prokofy Neva (abridged)

  • ▼  2009 (20)
    • ▼  10/18 - 10/25 (7)
      • All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy
      • Linden Barn Door Cries Out to Horses
      • Intlibber Goes Off The Deep End
      • Random Unsung at the Video Arcade
      • Smarmy Little Chat-Marm from the State Department
      • Around the World with Prokofy Neva
      • Tizzers' Boudoir or the Irresponsibility of Woodbu...
    • ►  10/11 - 10/18 (6)
    • ►  10/04 - 10/11 (3)
    • ►  09/27 - 10/04 (4)