All Work and No Play Makes Jack a Dull Boy

When in doubt, post an unedited chatlog without comment.

Linden Barn Door Cries Out to Horses

Open source scoundrels are literally virtually chopping off my hands with their Creative Commons machetes. Literally.

Intlibber Goes Off The Deep End

Ha ha! I found a conspiratorial land baron that's even crazier than me! I am vindicated forever!

Random Unsung at the Video Arcade

My billing troubles are inconsequential, uninteresting and not my fault. Intlibber's billing troubles should be big news and discredit him thoroughly.

Smarmy Little Chat-Marm from the State Department

Help! Help! I'm being oppressed by an Obamabot! The State Department is censoring me! They want to round me up and send me to a death camp!!

Around the World with Prokofy Neva

I believe we can achieve world peace by exchanging SL freebies.

Tizzers' Boudoir or the Irresponsibility of Woodbury University

I will tell you just how bored I am with Woodbury by regaling you with my theories about Japanese art, the California Reagents system, The Shining and Corsi Mousehold.

For Lessig, Less Transparency is More: Gov 2.0 Buyer's Remorse

Craigslist singlehandedly bankrupted the newspaper publishing industry by enabling perversion on the internet. Obviously, this means that the government should regulate Second Life (but only the way I want it to be regulated).

"Swim With Me Into Your Blackest Eye"

Content creators literally want to punch all women in the face, forever. Literally.

Good Night, Irene

I can't believe someone would be so rude and disrespectful as to offer to teach me how to build! What does she think I am, some kind of hideous "content creator"?

Philip's Forest Cleared [SPECIAL MULTI-SUMMARY EDITION]

1. I still can't distinguish between goons and /b/tards.
2. I think Philip Rosedale gives a shit about my opinions.
3. Pff. Education? More like indoctrination.

Emerald Floggers

The experiences of Soviet dissidents are exactly equivalent to my rants about open source software.

Warning: Rory Serpentine

Wanting to "make up" with me? Sounds like a COMMUNIST TEKKI-WIKKI PLOT.

No Shield, "Maiden"

As the mainland's moral arbiter of reason and humility, it is my duty to harass and curse out newbies who I suspect of being secret Patriotic W-Hatta copybot-loving agents.

"A Real Ear"

This unedited chatlog I posted without comment will explain everything. And if it doesn't, you're a communist.

Round Up The Usual Suspects

Things aren't technically impossible if I declare them possible. Take that, Tateru!

The Story Behind the Story

Loser hippies want to make you think that people with AIDS aren't a bunch of degenerate drugged-up sexed-out monsters, but the Prokster knows better.

The Lindens Do a FIC Thing Again

Damnit, why do those losers at Linden Lab never choose me or my lackeys for their stupid no-good projects that are like totally for lame-os anyway?

How the Lindens Fail to Deter Crime in Second Life

Obviously, they fail to deter crime by not letting me publically humiliate the offenders.

"Get Your Facts Straight"

Anti-Nazis are anti-Prok, as this chatlog clearly demonstrates. Of course, the irony is completely lost on me.